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Middle-aged man thinking about Jenny Agutter again

A MIDDLE-AGED man has once again found his thoughts circling back to the actress Jenny Agutter, it has emerged.

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Man qualifies as hottie, for bus

A MEDIOCRE-LOOKING man has qualified as attractive in the context of a bus, it has emerged.

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