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Middle class to seek Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's approval on everything

THE middle classes are not going to do anything without getting Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall’s explicit permission.

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People who flee the UK 'aren't stupid'

FLEEING the UK is an intelligent thing to do, it has emerged.

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