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Millions Volunteer To Fire A Crossbow At Aa Gill

MILLIONS of people last night demanded the chance to fire a crossbow at the restaurant critic AA Gill to see exactly how happy it would make them.

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MPs 'Should Be Banned From Thieving'

MEMBERS of Parliament should be banned from stealing money and fancy goods, according to a major new report.

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