Morrissey too cheerful to be our mayor, say Londoners

MORRISSEY is too friendly and upbeat to represent London, it has been claimed.

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How come you’re not skiing? asks William

THE Duke of Cambridge is wondering why so many of you are not enjoying an Alpine skiing holiday like him.

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