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Nation grinds to a halt to read Will Self essay

EVERYTHING stopped this weekend while the nation read the latest thoughts to come out of Will Self’s massive brain.

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Nothing you can say or do will stop us drinking, government told

BRITONS have confirmed that the state can never come between them and drink.

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