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Never say 'chav' again: how to atone for watching Jeremy Kyle religiously as a student

GUFFAWING at morons on The Jeremy Kyle Show was your morning routine for years, though it was as morally defensible as bear-baiting. Here’s how to show your penitence: 

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Non-drinker mortified at all the mundane things he said last night

A MAN who absolutely underdid it on the pints has woken up mortified at the not even slightly embarrassing things he said the night before.

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