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Noel Edmonds 'Should Donate Organs Immediately'

TV quiz show host Noel Edmonds should be required to donate his major organs, preferably today, according to a new opinion poll.

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Cameron To Campaign For Sex With Goats

The Conservative Party will fight the next election promising to reintroduce the public strangling of traffic wardens and the legalisation of environmentally-friendly goat sex. 

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