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'Of course I'd leave you for Susanna Reid, I'm not f**king stupid', says husband

A HUSBAND has explained to his wife that he would, without doubt, leave her for Susanna Reid at the first available opportunity. 

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First guest to turn up at party always worst

THE first person to arrive at any house party is always someone the hosts already regretted inviting, research has shown. 

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