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Osborne's cat is a cat whore

THE Chancellor of the Exchequer’s cat has been charged with soliciting after being found in a red light district.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) This week you learn that the tradition of throwing the manager into the air when a football team wins a trophy is why Allardyce has never won anything.

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