Over my dead f**king body, says Queen

CHARLES will become king when I am cold in the ground and not a minute earlier, the Queen has confirmed.

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90 per cent of people want to post 'so?' under everyone's status updates

MOST people just want to write ‘so?’ underneath every status update they see on Facebook, it has been confirmed.

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