P Diddy's guide to hosting a sexually depraved garden party

ORGANISING a garden party raises many questions. Finger food or a barbecue? How much wine should I buy? Should I chill the Rohypnol? Luckily renowned party host Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is here to advise.

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