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Palace to offer 'no frills' bed and breakfast

THE Queen is to offer bed and breakfast accommodation so that she can continue living in Buckingham Palace.

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Plenty more doves where they came from, says Pope

THE Pope has reassured the public that doves are utterly dispensable.

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