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Parts of Kate Winslet's body reveal that they hate her

VARIOUS bits of Titanic star Kate Winslet’s have revealed how insufferable they find their host organism.

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Masterchef viewers divided over Greg Wallace copulating with food

VIEWERS are divided over the new Masterchef format, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses each dish after having sexual intercourse with it.

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