Pope John Paul II 'completed Jet Set Willy'

THE former Pope’s mystery-shrouded miracle was completing an impossible computer game in the 80s, it has emerged.

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Internet exposing youngsters to shite

PARENTS’ groups are demanding government action to protect their children from all the shite on the internet.

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