Popeye strong to the finish because of monkey hormone injections

SAILOR Popeye has admitted that his immense upper body strength is not the result of a spinach-heavy diet.

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Rod Stewart's attic full of real trains driven by sexy women

ROD Stewart’s ‘train set’ is actual trains driven by sexy women, it has emerged.

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