Prince Andrew to attend peasants' Christmas dinner, possibly yours

PRINCE Andrew, banned from Christmas at Sandringham, is to celebrate the season at the house of a subject to be chosen at random. 

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Last Tango in Paris, and other films that are not a great advert for bumming

ANAL can be a beautiful act between loving couples in committed relationships, but is rarely portrayed that way by so-called liberal Hollywood. These acts are off-putting: 

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