The Mash guide to Prince Harry's stag night

THE full itinerary for Prince Harry’s stag night has been revealed, organised by best man and world’s biggest uber-toff tosser Hugh Alpha-McVitie.

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Woman doing make-up on train getting disapproving looks from man scratching his balls

A WOMAN applying make-up on a train is receiving moody stares from a man who has been scratching his balls throughout the journey.

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