Prince William at 40: what a waste of a life

PRINCE William turns 40 today, and have four decades on this earth ever been so squandered?

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How to be an arsehole train commuter from the comfort of your home

MISSING your daily ritual of pissing off everyone on your train? Recreate it from home: 

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