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Princess of Wales's distraction wardrobe upgraded to red

THE UK’s state has been officially assessed as so dire that Princess Kate’s outfits have been upgraded to their highest distraction level.

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How are you pretending Britain's coming recession is nothing to do with Brexit?

THE UK is out on its own as a major economy facing recession, and out on its own due to a choice made some years earlier. How are you pretending the two are unrelated? 

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