Queen can't be arsed

THE Queen has officially announced that she cannot be arsed doing all that bollocks any more.

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Liking the same band as you, and other things you wrongly interpreted as flirting when a teen

DID you interpret your teenage crush’s every utterance as a chat-up line? These basic human behaviours were not their way of pledging eternal love:

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