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Queen 'landed with a sickening crunch'

THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.

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Higgs carrying particle around in matchbox

PHYSICIST Peter Higgs is treating the ‘God particle’ like a tiny pet, it has been claimed.

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