Queen requests Britain take it easy this weekend in preparation for four-day Jubilee bender

HER Majesty the Queen has ordered her subjects to drink in moderation this weekend in readiness for their four-day Platinum Jubilee session.

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F**king wasps, men in shorts, and other hot weather shit you forget about every year

LOOKING forward to the summer? You really shouldn’t be. Here are a few reasons why hot days are actually the worst.

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