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Queen's new car has gun mounted on it

THE Queen’s new open-topped Range Rover has a machine gun on the rear at her personal request.

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All rail announcements contain subliminal sex messages

TRAIN announcements such as ‘we offer a dedicated at seat trolley service’ are coded messages designed to arouse or unsettle passengers.

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