Rabbit thanks Hefner for making him look like some sort of sex god

A RABBIT has thanked Hugh Hefner for making people think he is a sex symbol, not just a boring herbivore.

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Kid born in 2003 driving a f**king car

A BABY born well after the turn of the millennium is old enough to drive a fucking car, it has emerged. 

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