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Rees-Mogg to be stuffed

JACOB Rees-Mogg has outlived whatever purpose he once served and will be stuffed and kept in a glass case, it has been announced.

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I'm your father now, Trump tells Meghan

DONALD Trump has selflessly stepped in to replace Meghan Markle’s father at her wedding this weekend. 

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