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Ritchie Could Be Forced To Rely On Talent, Say Friends

BRIT-flick director Guy Ritchie will today begin a new chapter in his life based solely on his own talent.

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Kebab Smell Really Is Corpses

THE corpse-like odour that emanates from kebab shops was last night revealed to be corpses.

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