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Robert Peston Transformed Into Pure Energy

BBC business editor Robert Peston last night attained transcendence before converting himself into pure energy.

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Teachers To Be Given List Of 16 Year-Olds They Can Hump

TEACHERS are to be given a list of all the teenagers they can legally have sex with, it emerged last night.

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