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Rod Stewart to receive second knighthood for contribution to sick burns

SIR Rod Stewart is to be knighted again in recognition of his outstanding contribution to brutal online put-downs, it has been announced.

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Apropos of nothing, ten cookery phrases with sexual connotations

ISN’T cooking funny, with all its potential for sexual innuendo? For no particular reason, here are some phrases you wouldn’t want to be misinterpreted in a mixed-sex cookery environment:

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