Royal foetus planning typical royal lifestyle

THE royal foetus plans to get a pair of mediocre A-levels, have a brief military career or set up an unsuccessful cake business, it has emerged.

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Boris demands fantasy version of Europe

BORIS Johnson has demanded a version of Europe that came to him in a dream.

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