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Royals the fags are more royal than you, Queen tells Harry

THE Queen has informed the Duke of Sussex that Royals the king-sized cigarettes are more royal than he and his tart will ever be. 

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Scotsman who visited London still laughing about 'hummus'

A SCOTTISH man who saw the product ‘hummus’ in a London supermarket still cannot believe it is real.

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