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Santa shaves beard to distance himself from hipsters

FATHER Christmas has shaved off his beard following concerns about its hipster connotations.

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John Lewis staff announce favourite sexual positions

JOHN Lewis staff will tell customers how they achieve sexual bliss, in a bid to boost Christmas sales.

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