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Sarah Beeny's guide to building your own countryside Death Star without planning permission

SADLY my plans to build a fully-functional Death Star on my estate in Somerset have run into objections. Here is my advice on dealing with idiotic planning regulations and whinging locals.

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Kids a bit like dogs, admits honest parent

A FATHER-OF-TWO who is unafraid to tell the truth has said that having children is a lot like having a dog. 

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