Seven celebrities who'd be f**ked if it wasn't for Christmas

WHETHER it’s collecting the royalties from 40-year-old hits or knocking out children’s books now they’re not on TV, some celebs would be stuffed without Christmas. Like these…

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

A white home counties roadman gets a visit from da feds

Fourteen-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, explains how the feds set up a dead sting to bare jail him 

Checking article access…