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Seven failed celebrity relationships you're pretty sure you could have patched up

JENNIFER Lopez and Ben Affleck are already on the rocks even though she’s hot and he’s got an Oscar. Could you have helped these famous couples? Would you even want to? 

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Why banning under-16s from using phones and social media would be piss-easy, by the government

YOUNG people always listen to adults and never want things they are told they can’t have. Here Tory MP Miriam Cates explains how she would make them stick to a smartphone ban.

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