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Seven reasons to opt out of wife-swapping with the Primrose Hill set

SUPERGRASS are opening Glastonbury while all we really want to know about is the Primrose Hill celebrity wife-swapping debauchery of the early 00s. Be glad you were never involved: 

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Londoner exiled for taking driving lessons

A RESIDENT of London has been stripped of her status by presuming to learn to drive a car by which she might visit other places. 

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