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Seven rules of the box office Tom Cruise must never break or disaster will follow

EVER-RELIABLE box office draw Tom Cruise has made a frighteningly expensive flop with recent film Digger because he broke his own Tom Cruise rules:

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We tried spending absolutely shitloads for a year, and we've never been happier

By Joseph and Kate Turner of Nottingham

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