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She might get fat, Church tells William

THE Church of England has urged Prince William not to hop on a passing skank if Kate Middleton gains a few pounds.

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Caveman picked up on archeological gaydar

THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist’s state-of-the-art gaydar.

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