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Shitting, pissing, flushing - the infinite joys of owning a toilet. By Adrian Chiles

IN times like these, when there’s not much happening to think or write about, you find your mind drifting to the little things in life. Such as the lavatory. 

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Putin gets his arse kicked at Warhammer

VLADIMIR Putin’s forces have suffered a series of humiliating defeats during a Warhammer conflict with a spotty teenage nerd.

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