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Six weird celebrities you can't imagine at home celebrating Christmas

THIS is more than a time of peace and goodwill for nobodies like you – it is also Christmas for the stars. Though it remains hard to imagine these freaks doing it: 

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Twat progressive kid asked for 'end to capitalism' for Christmas

AN irritatingly right-on child has asked for an end to consumer culture for Christmas, it has emerged.

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