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Sorry, I Meant Prince Andrew, Says Henshall

WEST END sensation Ruthie Henshall last night apologised for the confusion over her royal love affair, stressing that she obviously meant Prince Andrew.

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Britain!

EVERYONE who is not British must be filled to the brim with self-loathing, it was confirmed last night.

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