Sorry, we're full, UK tells Corden

JAMES Corden has been told he cannot return to the UK because the country is full, it has emerged.

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Starmer and Rayner are definitely doing it, by an anonymous Tory source

THAT Keir Starmer? And that Angela Rayner? At it like knives. Well they must be, it’s the only explanation that makes any sense. Let me walk you through it:

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