Thatcher's clothes to be sold off to millionaire men who will wear them

BARONESS Thatcher’s iconic outfits are to be auctioned off to old, rich men who will put them on in front of full-length mirrors.

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Fog inspires shit poem

A MAN has written a poor quality poem about the fog.

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