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The Joey Barton guide to the moral high ground

HELLO, I’m Joey Barton, former City player, failed manager, and wife-beater, speaking to you from atop a mountain of righteousness. And you can too. 

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Severance, and other bullshit shows you've pretended to understand to join in

ROLL up, there’s a new impenetrable TV show in town that looks fantastic and goes f**king nowhere. But you don’t want to be left out so you’re watching with the rest: 

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