The life lessons I've learned from Succession, by the Prince of Wales

HELLO, subjects. Because I’m normal like everyone, I’ve been closely watching docu-soap Succession for tips on deposing one’s father without anyone noticing. I picked up these: 

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That doesn't live there, screeches woman who made up where things go and never told anyone

A WOMAN who has invented a system of storing items known only to her is furious at her family for not following it. 

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