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'Their bodies come pre-ruined': why gorgeous celebrities must use normal women as surrogates

LILY Collins welcomed her first baby by the popular route of getting someone else to do the difficult bit. This is why she, and other celebrities, are justified in doing so: 

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Walking five abreast while texting: your guide to being a tourist in Britain

YOU may behave rationally in your foreign cities, but once you visit our shores you become a tourist and must behave accordingly and annoyingly. Follow these rules: 

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