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Third Middleton sister to have controversial vagina

PLANS are underway to launch a third Middleton sister who will have a controversial vagina.

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Unemployed youngsters 'make excellent pets'

YOUNG people with time on their hands can become domestic pets under a government pilot scheme.

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