'This is all we f*cking need' confirm Pizza Express and Woking

TROUBLED restaurant chain Pizza Express and dreary town Woking have confirmed Prince Andrew’s admission of visiting them is all they f*cking need.

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Baby's 'quirky personality' consists of crying and shitting

A BABY’S habit of crying and defecating constantly are part of his ‘quirky personality’, it has been confirmed.

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