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This week in Mash History: Guy with crazy hair elected president, 1789

THE role of American president is a bastion of modern democracy, requiring a rational mind, a trustworthy demeanour and, above all, being a completely sane, non-weird sort of person.

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Budget going to be horrific but excellent, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has promised the budget is going to be unbelievably harsh, but in some strange way this is also going to be excellent.

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