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Tucking up kids with 'Free Palestine!', and other twatty ways to be a left-wing parent

PALOMA Faith says ‘Free Palestine!’ when she tucks her children up at night, ensuring they will grow up to become Tories. How are you being a smug left-wing parent?

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I was getting blown when I heard the news, says King

THE King has revealed that he only sounded ‘giddily elated’ because he was being fellated at the time.

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