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Two people you don't know getting married

TWO strangers who have no idea who you are and never will have decided to get married, they have announced.

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Brexit? Stop immigration? Where on earth did you hear that nonsense? By Nigel Farage

YESTERDAY, I unveiled my grand new plan to end immigration forever. Yet people kept asking me about Brexit? Why, when it was unrelated to immigration in any way? 

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